Joe decided he wanted a car. Not just any car, but a firey red Mercedes Bentz. One day, Joe Plaza decided to take stroll down Lake Street in Minneapolis, Minnesota, when suddenly, three men in green suspenders jumped out and immediately arrested him and his red car. Why?
Its official: in Minnesota, it is now illegal to breathe.
Okay, its not actually illegal, but it should be for the Minnesota Legislature (I'm actually from Minnesota, so this is kind of embarrassing). No joke, here are some real laws in Minnesota:
* As my mate Joe found out, its illegal to drive a red car down Lake Street in Minneapolis.
* In St. Cloud, MN, its apparently illegal to eat hamburgers on Sunday. Why? God hates hamburgers, of course.
* Citizens may not cross the state line with a duck on your head.
* Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head (why, why?!)
...so now that we've all just lost 10 IQ points.
Word of the Day: defenestration - the act of throwing someone out a window
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